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alright

i officially hate my job, and am desperately looking for a new one. hire me please before i go off...

today is my birthday

and it has been less than exciting. - woke up at 4am, left for work at 5am, started working at 6am....

GPOYW - fresh from work, exhausted as hell, and pre-birthday...

merow my cat passed out yesterday on 2 inches of bed. love...

fuckyeahtattoos: I got this tattoo when I completed Mac...

oh snap

3 days until my birthday. but according to Patton Oswalt, i don’t get one. haha ...

just letting everyone know that i’ve already got a...

monster to-do list

things that need to be done now, but more importantly, within the next month or else i fail at...

view from the new window. it’s a nice break from the...

another view. silly faja.

so, my dad loaded up the truck this afternoon with the rest...

1 hour

until i can get away from the only person in the world i can truly say that i hate. exciting!

oh yea

i want to have michael ian black’s children.

this week. today. tomorrow. the weekend.

so hectic and insane. today’s work day was pretty relaxing, despite my having to drive all...

somethingchanged: wanderingtangent: This is what our...

work sucks

someone buy me new feet. i think mine have fallen off for good. also, i think something is wrong...

nerdology: Saw this on Matt’s tumblr. I re-laid it out to...

i apologize for my random bursts of anger and discontent. im just over a lot of things. [clearly]...

i dont appreciate

when i am trying to express myself and my opinions on a certain person and you instantly write me...

i have never felt this frustrated and annoyed before in my life. i feel as if my head is going to...

projected moving time

was supposed to be labor day weekend [last weekend of this month] and now i’m contemplating...

go away!

every time i come home, youre there. and you dont ever leave. except for when im not there. i...

i just want to say

that it’s 3:15 am and i’ve been up since 2:30am to get ready for work. i have to leave...

ashliej: i am dreaming of a space like this. ...

packing! and, well, making a bigger mess than is necessary....

spinlighted: (via kapi)

writing this down for the sake of my...

HEY THANKS FOR SCRATCHING UP MY GLASSES, PLATES AND BOWLS, AND THEN MY TEFLON PANS. dipshit, you...

i finally got to hear those three little...

today's list

- get paper/envelope samples from sam flax for wedding invites [don’t freak out, it’s...

school announces no more homework

ckck: When I saw the tag on Twitter, I knew I had to make...

something a little more substantial?

i’m a little bored and feeling a bit narcissistic so i figured i’d write an update about...

rachel getting married

is probably one of the best movies i’ve seen in awhile. but i suppose that isn’t saying...

thanks lifetouch, for having heavy bulky equipment and...

dear cnn

you cover some of the dumbest stories ever. as well as the most pointless ones, which often...

i REALLY hate when people hit “Reply ALL” to emails, facebook messages, etc. do you not...